Friday, December 18, 2009


This morning I ate "strawberries 'n cream" flavored yogurt.

This put me out of sorts.

Aren't all strawberry yogurts berries and cream flavored?

Also why "'n".

Also why is this bothersome to me? I wish I was in therapy so I could further explore these feelings....

Therapist: How are you feeling?

Q: Disgruntled.

Therapist: Is this about yogurt again?

Q: Mmmmmmmmaaaaybeeeeeee.

Therapist: Sally, cancel the rest of my afternoon appointments and tell my wife I'll be late for dinner.