Just because it is confusing and bewildering...

doesn't mean it isn't totally awesome.

See the un-aired musical dance number wherein Craig Ferguson explains what Americans need to know about Doctor Who. I'm going to have to insist that you watch this.



Thanks for the link, i09. For reals.

How do I miss these things?

My nerd cred is totally tarnished by not knowing about (Captain Jack from Torchwood) John Barrowman's musical past. Did you guys know that John Barrowman is an accomplished singer? With CD's out? A career in musical theater and a biography and what not?

I clearly need to spend more time aggressively googling hot sci-fi guys. (RAWR!)

Here is his newest music video:





I was going to make some cute comment about the next Torchwood mystery is why anyone thinks Burn Gorman (Owen on Torchwood) is a heart-throb. (Zing!) And here I see that he is also a musician. He is the "BBC 1Xtra Human Beatbox Champion" and has done work with Groove Armada and The Streets.

Then I was going to leave it there, but I had to look up Gareth David-Loyd (Ianto on Torchwood) and here I see he is the frontman of a blues band.

Together the men of Torchwood could start the nerdiest nerd band of all time!

You may call me Snappy McSapperson

Seriously grumpy today. Grump Grump Grump.

Hey I know what would cheer me up!













MMMMMMMMM... chocolate Daleck.

I think my irritation has to do with the hand entry of thousands of numbers into my Database of Doooooooooom. And you know, the weather. And my mean friends who are too busy to watch Monster Squad with me, even though I expressly requested it for them to view. I would even make a nice coffee cake....

Quiana is super-boring.

Above you will find Cthulhu Seagull.

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Some thoughts:

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I hate nice summery days because that means there will be no parking in my neighborhood. Thanks, stupid lake!

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I would like a Dr. Who cookie jar. I have been thinking about this a lot. A LOT. This is precisely why I need a bigger kitchen.

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I think when I move I want acutal decor. Like a real grown lady person, who just happens to own a Dr. Who cookie jar.

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I have a shower curtain which has a map of the world printed on it. What I need is a shower curtain with little flaps over the names of the countries so I can quiz myself. We can call it Potty Quiz. Hey everyone come to Quiana's, it's Potty Quiz Night! Hooray!

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I'm thinking of going to the Tri-Cities for Memorial Day weekend. Someone should talk me out of this.

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Ants have invaded my kitchen (via messy neighbor's kitchen) and cannot be gotten rid of. They are just wandering aimlessly across my floor. There is no food for them so they just do a few laps and wander off, but I am not down with things with more than four legs. This can be expressed with the following formula: >4 legs= inarticulate shoe flailing.

So tonight I will buy Raid and use toxic chemicals to obliterate their Alzheimer's-esque wanderings.

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I have a very important final interview at my Ballardian Fantasy potential workplace tomorrow. You should hope I don't say something weird, like nipples. On a non-nipular note, I only have one suit and have now interviewed there approximately 3 billion times, do you think that it is noticeable?

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Sorry about all the re-posting and forced spacing. Blogger is all jacked up again.

Yes, kitty, it IS a good idea to sniff that!

Now this is cute.

Only the Lonely.

9 am, still no coworkers.
You know what this means, right?
No snacks!
Damnation!!!

Maybe I should go out for a latte.

Maybe I should post a picture of a hamster eating sushi.
Maybe Google should thwart me, by not publishing my picture of a hamster eating sushi. This must have something to do with my outing the Google-Dalek Conspiracy.

Drat! And drat again!

Ho, ho, ho...

Merry Christmas. I had this amazing Christmas Dalek image to go with this post, but now I can't find it, so you must content yourself with my beautiful words of yuletide joy:
Wii!
Wiiiiiii!!!!!!
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crafty Daleks infiltrate Google.

If one types in "dr. who" in Google Images, only one Dr. Who related image comes up on the first page.
If one types in "exterminate" one gets 12 Dalek images. Hmmmmmm. Conspiracy.

In other Dr. news:
A lovely collection of Dr. Who Cookie Jars.

Exterminate!

Best pumpkin ever: The Dalek Pumpkin.

















In other Dr. Who news, I was listening to KEXP last week and they played a song called Doctorin' the Tardis, by the Timelords. It's on iTunes. It is HIGHLY recommended- if you are a colossal dork. Which, uhm, if you are reading my blog, you are a colossal dork.