The move is complete. In fact I’m very nearly unpacked. It was not quite the Rats of NYMH-style epic house moving adventure that I had preconceived, as there were no blood thirsty evil cats trying to devour me, (that I know of).
House warming gifts may be sent to:
Quiana von Awesome
42 Awesome Blvd.
Awesome
No wind chimes please, as we totally already have one.
"Petite brunette seeking… anyone with air conditioning.”
3. Build nest made out of Otter Pops… in the freezer section at Safeway.
4. Stay at work. Watch movies on Netflix online, snack on pop-tarts from vending machine. Sleep under desk in cubical on a luxurious bed of TPS reports.
5. Make arrangements to meet your friends at a nice air-conditioned pool hall, then spend an hour in your air-conditioned car driving there and circling 3 parking garages looking for parking and then giving up, stopping at 7-11 for Ben & Jerry’s, and eating it alone. In the basement. Watching reruns of Scrubs.
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Elvis used to hang out there a lot, ya' know?
Trenton's in New Jersey north of Jefferson, Missouri
you've got Richmond in Virginia, South Dakota has Pierre
Harrisburg's in Pennsylvania and Augusta's up in Maine,
and here is Providence, Rhode Island, next to Dover, Delaware.
Concord, New Hampshire, just a quick jaunt,
to Montpelier, which is up in Vermont
Hartford's in Connecticut, so pretty in the fall,
and Kansas has Topeka, Minnesota has St. Paul.
and it's Raleigh out in North Carolina, and then
there's Madison, Wisconsin, and Olympia in Washington,
Phoenix, Arizona, and Lansing, Michigan.
Here's Honolulu, Hawaii's a joy,
Jackson, Mississippi, and Springfield, Illinois
South Carolina with Columbia down the way,
and Annapolis in Maryland on Chesapeake Bay.
They have wonderful clam chowder.
Cheyenne is in Wyomin' and perhaps you make your home in,
Salt Lake City out in Utah, where the buffalo roam
Atlanta's down in Georgia, and there's Bismarck, North Dakota
and you can live in Frankfort in your old Kentucky home.
Salem in Oregon, from there we join,
Little Rock in Arkansas, Iowa's got Des Moines
Sacramento, California, Oklahoma, and its city,
Charleston, West Virginia and Nevada, Carson City.
That's all the capitals there are.
In the coming months, some I-5 lanes and ramps will be closed for entire weekends at a time. Drivers can help by taking alternate routes, driving through
Here are the tentative dates we know about now and what you can expect:
January 5 – 8, 2007 (or alternate weekend in case of weather delays) Without driver help, backups could be as long as 3 hours and stretch 17 miles northbound.
• 10 p.m. on Friday, crews will close the northbound I-5 right lane from Broadway to
• 10 p.m. Friday, crews will close the
• This work is weather dependant and could be shifted to the next available dry weekend.
February 16 - 19, 2007 (or alternate weekend in case of weather delays)
• 10 p.m. Friday, detour across
• 10 p.m. Friday,
• 5 a.m. Monday morning:
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3. Left turn onto
February 23 - 26 2007 (or alternate weekend in case of weather delays)
• 10 p.m. Friday, permanently close existing
• 5 a.m. Monday morning, open new I-5 northbound exit ramp to
March 3 – 6, 2007 (or alternate weekend in case of weather delays)
• 10 p.m. Friday, close I-05 southbound 41st Street exit ramp to tie-in new southbound exit ramp.
• 5 a.m. Monday, open new I-5 southbound
June 21, 2007 (or alternate weekend in case of weather delays)
• 10 p.m. Friday, finalize work on southbound on ramp from
• 5 a.m. Monday, open new single point urban interchange with 4 lanes operating. Remaining lanes will tie into City’s
Tentative Schedule for Other Weekend Mainline and Ramp Closures
January – February 2007
• Westbound US 2 ramp to southbound I-5 and the southbound right lane of I-5 from US 2 to
• Ramp from northbound I-5 to eastbound US 2 and the right lane of I-5
March
• On southbound I-5, the right lane in the vicinity of
April
• Exit ramp from southbound I-5 to Everett Ave/eastbound US 2 and the auxiliary lane.
May
• On southbound I-5, the right lane and the on-ramp from
• On northbound I-5, the right lane in the vicinity of
On September 19, 1995, while in the whirlpool tub of his condominium in Coronado, CA, Redenbacher suffered a heart attack and drowned (wink wink nod nod- heart attack in the whilpool eh?). He was cremated and his ashes were scattered at sea. (Is this chicken, or fish? Neither it's Orville Redenbacher!)
