Well neighbor, I couldn’t help but notice the porn you had on your giant TV last Saturday night. Do you have HD TV, because the picture was super clear? I was totally surprised when they built a luxury condo building a block from the projects, and so close to our windows- a mere building away. The line of sight into your living room totally rocks. I can see your living room from my living room, dining room, kitchen and roommate’s bedroom. She’s a lucky dog! I see you like girl on girl action. Yea, I can understand that, if I had a penis I wouldn’t want to watch someone else’s penis either.
I admit, we were mooching your TV last Saturday. I hope that wasn’t one of those pay-per view porns; I would feel totally unethical watching porn without contributing to the fee. And it wasn’t just me, it was a bunch of my friends too. You see, we were having a party, kind of a big one, actually. The whole party was having a great time trying to figure out what was happening over there. Were you alone? We wanted to invite you over, but we didn’t know how to get you to look out your window. Probably pretty hard to turn away from that, isn’t it? We couldn’t see you, but we figured a sly dog like you probably had a bunch of honeys over-- after all you must have good credit to have such a big TV, and your lamp is pretty sweet too.
Anyway, we just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. Our new across the hall neighbors only brought us some smelly candles, but you brought us oral sex. That’s so thoughtful of you.
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