This morning I ate "strawberries 'n cream" flavored yogurt.
This put me out of sorts.
Aren't all strawberry yogurts berries and cream flavored?
Also why "'n".
Also why is this bothersome to me? I wish I was in therapy so I could further explore these feelings....
Therapist: How are you feeling?
Q: Disgruntled.
Therapist: Is this about yogurt again?
Q: Mmmmmmmmaaaaybeeeeeee.
Therapist: Sally, cancel the rest of my afternoon appointments and tell my wife I'll be late for dinner.
