Seattle Umbrella Conspiracy

Two articles have me perturbed: The Pill's Price on Campus: A jump in the cost of birth control puts students in a quandary What? We wa...

Looking good today, Cab Guy. I can tell because you are about two feet from my bumper. I know that I am perhaps even twice as sexy as you ...

This email went out at work today: "It has been reported that there is a white Lexus in the front parking lot, license #blabblah, that...

1. And by fast cars I mean lumbering SUVs. Yesterday when I was traveling home from the office a black Escalade merged into the lane to my...

Chinese Monks Fume Over Net Slurs Usually I'm not about putting the whole text up, but seriously, I insist that you read this crazy shit...

I would feel better if the 'leader of the free world' wasn't wearing socks with plastic sandals. from The Top Socialite

I'm gonna getcha! I've always said that pandas are number two on my list of cutiest animals that can rip of your arm. (#1= polar be...

I am continually frustrated by people's desire to bury awkward mementos of the past like a cat hides its shit. There is apparently a hug...

Today I attended an educational forum about legislative changes in the area of education. Of course WASL was the big thing. So the quick ski...

Yesterday I overheard a conversation between tech and Gargoyle Toes. GT: My work phone is recieving incoming calls, but I can't make out...

The good news for Frito-Lay is that the dead mouse found by an elementary student in his sack of barbecue chips actually chewed its way into...

AP is reporting that a moose (who was already shot with a tranquilizer dart) took down a helicopter in Alaska. The moose suffered some fai...

Here is a Business Week Article about legislation to restrict private primate ownership. Your tax dollars at work. And a direct quote from t...

Today a coworker rushed over to show me the newest addition to the cubical of Gargoyle Toes (who is not in today). Upon closer inspection y...

Today my uncle and I decided to take a little road trip down to Archie McFee's and while we were in Ballard we stopped for lunch. We we...

Two more articles on Judith Regan. The first is a Seattle PI article where Judith is alledged to believe in an zesty Zionist Conspiracy. Su...

So here is a link to the article about how HarperCollins has sacked the woman responsible for the OJ Simpson book deal. Would-Be O.J. Pu...

So far nobody at Poker Night or at Family Dinner Sunday has ever heard of Dominick the Christmas Donkey. You all suck. Now it pains me to ad...

Bigamist 'butt' busted by wife No. 4 Tue Nov 21, 9:54 PM ET LYNCHBURG, Va. - A man who dresses up as a giant cigarette and uses...