There is a saying in my family about Oklahomans and how they never run out of three things:
1. Hair. Big hair = sexy.
2. Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup.
3. Lipton Onion Soup Mix.
Last night I ran out of Lipton Onion Soup Mix and I don't have big hair to begin with. I guess that Seattle has run out the Okie in me.
Huzzah!
ReplyDeleteGood to know that you've succumbed to the dastardly Seattle influence. Muahahaha.
Well, maybe. But I'll always own an umbrella. So there
ReplyDeleteIs it at least a cute umbrella?
ReplyDeleteIt's red... does that count?
ReplyDeleteRed is close to cute. Best would be if it had frills somewhere, or a bow by the handle, but red is a good start.
ReplyDeleteIs that the conspiracy!!! The fact that people in Seattle rarely use umbrellas? I must say that I am slightly disappointed. I was hoping for something James Bondian or at least Penguinish. Like Seattle wont allow umbrella swords, knock-out gas spewing bumbershoots or even helicopter parasols.
ReplyDeleteIn case anyone was wondering, I have one umbrella that was a Mariner's giveaway and has never been opened outdoors.
Quit trying to show off, Paul!! Seattle ladies, want a drenched Montanan? Email me!
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