Seattle Umbrella Conspiracy

Last night Muffin took me to see Cars 2 in 2D and it was utterly charming. There has been a lot of bad press for this movie, but I found it...

My brain has just drained out my ears. My favorite quirky billionaire adventurer is at it again. Today Virign Oceanic launched, and SRB an...

Well, you watch this and tell me:

One of the best, kindest, funnest (funnest is grammatically correct- I just looked it up) people I've ever known is celebrating her birt...

Mac and cheese: And working late. Which is not as good as homemade mac and cheese with my family, but I think is also nourishing in its own ...

Look what Muffin got me (ie, gosh, look at how great my life is): No, not the awesome napkin holder. That I got by complimenting an distant...

10 pm is a perfectly fine time to buy an entire 3-layer chocolate torte, right? Then eat a HUGE piece? I'm gonna go with yes.

On Valentine's Day a rat was lying in wait next to where I park my car at Muffin's and though through my vigilance I avoided his att...

When my cousin Sean was little he used to "miss the target" and I quickly tired of unexpectedly soggy socks and buns in the bathro...

Roger Ebert wrote a controversial article about 3D , and I'm seeing a lot of things written about it, so, as a person who sees a lot (A ...

just FYI. Apparently the horrible occasional pain is likely some kind of muscle spasm. Probably in my esophagus. So that's fun. In othe...

MySpace, it's not me, it's you. So, did you guys also get a pathetic email from MySpace begging for you to come back? Did it squick...

The Roommy and I made sure to run around outside last night; we just couldn't let the kids enjoy pristine snow. Too bad you are kids and...

My friend Beau notified me that Downton Abbey , in its proper original format, is available on DVD right now at Amazon . And will be availa...

Or, "I am what I am." The great thing about being home and spending time doing things alone, or with just my roommy or Muffin, is ...

I'm pretty irked by the news that you felt the need to cut the apparently amazing BBC series Downton Abbey in order to make it easier A...

Many of you may remember Stress Pig , the poor soul who died so that I might not bust out of my cubical like the Kool-Aid Man and throw a co...