Seattle Umbrella Conspiracy

You know, Skittle Obsessive Craziness Disorder. My last "fun" pack (sorry for the pic quality, I've been messing around with a...

You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy! I’m pretty bummed out about Corey Haim passing. In the same way that romcoms assert t...

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Interesting.

Still not even, but all the ones on the right are RED. I know!

Bonus Skittle. But still no balance.

Come on. Really?

You rat bastards. Why is it so hard to make reasonably even distributions of Skittle flavors in your packs? Why are their always three milli...

A while ago I started reading Roger Ebert's blog in the Chicago Sun-Times . You may only think of Ebert as a movie reviewer, but Ebert ...

A while ago the roommie and I went out for Korean BBQ and I'm pretty sure the workers at the restaurant thought we were leotarded. They ...

Dear Universe, How are you? I'm hungry. Remember when I lived in Japan and the food was so ridiculously delicious? I know! It was awe...

You know how sometimes you go to Home Despot and they ask you if you need some help and then they act like you're a complete moron? No?...

This morning I ate "strawberries 'n cream" flavored yogurt. This put me out of sorts. Aren't all strawberry yogurts berrie...

My field is experiencing some rather severe setbacks of late and this resulted in the RIF of our mail room clerk. His duties were redistribu...

So, guess whose trunk is still leaking? It's me! Back to the drawing board- by which I mean crawling about in my trunk with a Mag-Lite ...

Guess how I spent my morning. If you guessed crawling in and out of my car's trunk with a MagLite and screw driver, you are really good....

I've had the novel The Moonstone on my nightstand for months. Haven't read it. I even moved it onto my "current reads" ca...

I have been so mad about this whole defense of Polanski situation that I couldn't blog about it. And I'm still too mad. But I will...

I found it at Freddy's!

This morning while I was having my teeth cleaned I overheard a dental hygienist talking to a boy about 11 in the room across the way. Dental...

Hilariously sultry Neil Gaiman talks about vampires at Entertainment Weekly . Says Neil, "Come lie down on this velvet settee. Nothing ...