Seattle Umbrella Conspiracy

I picked up my cell at work and it was Crazy Neighbor. Gosh, I was excited. She wanted me to go out to the street and see if her car is ...

To quote Stephen Dubner: "If there were an Olympic event for Candor, I think McCain would win it every time." Is it wrong of me to...

I am looking for these cups by Deka in any color. Have any of you guys seen these? Let me know!

Grammy: I’m cancelling my HBO; there is nothing good on it anymore. Me: Well what about Big Love? That show is great! Grammy: I’m sic...

So I leave for California at the crack of dawn tomorrow for a week-long 3 prong vacation (during which you will likely be update-less). My ...

New band finds representation: SCRAP METAL , a who’s who of multi-platinum lead singers and front men, include Kelly Keagy of NIGHT RANGER ...

Lately I've been wondering if I am a complete idiot. For the last month or so I have been completely forgetting to take my birth contro...

It has taken me 690 days , BUT I have finally completed writing my 101 list (to the right under labels). (Per project set forth here. ) In ...

One day Steve and his mother visited his grandmother only to find that she was hiding her pointer finger, which was swollen to the size (and...

This weekend, I somehow I ended up in custody (weekend-long) of my dead uncle’s 8 year old daughter. (The discussion of who would be taking...

Rebecca Romijn is the most utterly bewildering person in the universe. Rebecca Romijn Weds Jerry O'Connell

I am continually frustrated by people's desire to bury awkward mementos of the past like a cat hides its shit. There is apparently a hug...

1. Move to Seattle Norway . 2. Craigslist Casual Encounters "Petite brunette seeking… anyone with air conditioning.” 3. ...

Last night I broke all the rules: fatty food, milky food, martinis, sweets. I was lawless at the Stumbling Goat for Czarina and Czabrina’s...

I remember being curled up in a tight ball, my knees tucked up to my chin. My little fingers covering my eyes as I fearfully cowered in my...

I put the following add up on Craigslist last week and thus far nothing. Somebody end my suffering! Did you finish Donna Tarrt's "...

Steve, Addy & I saw Transformers on Sunday and I was blown away. I had assumed that Michael Bay would create a bloated romance with ...

Katie Couric: Crazy, Bitch Blogger says, "Hey Katie, SPUTUM!" Clay Aiken: Crazy, Bitch Blogger says, "Hey Aiken, you are a ta...

Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet Excerpt: Added Rossum: "Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnns!"

Saturday evening I was watering the flowers and talking to a friend when a small fluffy dog slowly trudged past the house. First in one dir...