Seattle Umbrella Conspiracy

Trust me, I can just tell. For example, I started my new year with cinamon rolls and bacon at Mae's and there was no wait. Seriously, a...

Last night I dreamt that Steve and I registered ourselves as high school students in order to write a high school expose. How Steve could ...

My newest daily distraction. Daily Snopes. A collection of interesting news from the day.

I suppose it is expected that I make some kind of thoughtful comment on the passing of President Gerald Ford. Something about the Warren Co...

Yes, it is time for me to weigh in on the Rosie VS Pigman scandal. Tara Conner, Miss USA, started the whole situation through underage drink...

9 am, still no coworkers. You know what this means, right? No snacks! Damnation!!! Maybe I should go out for a latte. Maybe I should post a ...

Two early morning thoughts: 1. Why have we not bred cats with butt cheeks? When petting a cat, it will always make sure to place its anus d...

Merry Christmas. I had this amazing Christmas Dalek image to go with this post, but now I can't find it, so you must content yourself w...

We made a commitment to the people of Iraq. We promised them a better life and I think we owe it to them to try. Regardless of the origins...

Georges Bush & Clooney Join to Rebuild Hospital THURSDAY DECEMBER 21, 2006 09:05 AM EST By Stephen M. Silverman Billed as an "un...

we totally ripped off Napoleon . Thomas Jefferson signed the Louisiana Purchase garnering the US 828,000 square miles for just over 23 mill...

So good. So very good. You should watch it. Just ignore the part where Michael Bay flashes HUGE accross your moniter. I almost choked on ...

The Forbes Fictional 15 is up for the year. Check it out.

Last weekend my uncle and I watched the Sci-fi Channel Original Mini-Series, The Lost Room . And I really liked it. I'm so sorry. I also...

Last night a good friend from college called me to let me know the date of her wedding. Later in the evening basically my best friend from ...

Animation Giant Barbera Dead at 95 by Joal Ryan Tom was a cat. Jerry was a mouse. Joseph Barbera was the man who helped bring them together...

Two more articles on Judith Regan. The first is a Seattle PI article where Judith is alledged to believe in an zesty Zionist Conspiracy. Su...

So here is a link to the article about how HarperCollins has sacked the woman responsible for the OJ Simpson book deal. Would-Be O.J. Pu...

Bad-ass. So I was cruising the OSHA website because Workplace is saying that my not coming into work due to work NOT HAVING ELECTRICITY is c...

Yes, I AM channeling your mother. Before you all set out to travel for the holidays I would like to remind you to be sure to: 1. Have a car...