What are my hot Valentine's Day plans? Well, Veronica Mars and I have a date to eat delicious cookies and takeout and maybe paint my toenails.
Eat your hearts out smoochy couple types!
And now here is some thieved Valentine's Day content:
What Do These Valentine Gifts Tell You About the Gift-Giver? By Dan @ ShoeboxBlog.
Candy: Someone wants to have sex with you!
Teddy Bear: Someone wants to have sex with you!
Lingerie: Someone wants to have sex with you!
Dinner at a fancy restaurant: Someone wants to have sex with you!
Tickets to a show: Someone wants to have sex with you!
If you’re reading this right now: Someone wants to have sex with you!
Any idea who? I would really like to know.
ReplyDeleteNow, please don't misconstrue the valentine I'm leaving for you at The Stop.
ReplyDeleteDamn!!! I was hoping for some Three's Company-ish shenanigans.
ReplyDeleteI can see it now:
You as Jack (The Chef)
Me as the one that looks like Velma from Scooby-doo (I don't have the legs to pull off Chrissy)
George as Mr Furrly (just so I can see him in a Leisure Suit)
Jim as Jack's Fast Talking Friend Larry
And as Chrissy....
Steve. Because he is not here to defend himself.